We’re just as puzzled as you, but apparently there’s “Drunken Shakespeare” happening tomorrow night at Bar 9. The event’s being run by The Night Shift, and it’s the third one they’ve held this year. Best of all, it’s completely free.

Per the site:

It’s free, bawdy, brash, bold, and back! On December 9 at Bar 9, The Night Shift is proud to present the return of the Time Out New York Critic’s Pick, Drunken Shakespeare! Back by popular demand, this Bardian-​karaōke lovechild invites you to strut your Shakespearean swagger, grab a beer, try your luck in a raffle with great prizes, and hang with fellow fools & misfits. Have a speech or sonnet you’ve been dying to share? Don’t have a piece memorized? You can read from one of the Complete Works provided! Get there early, grab a free seat, and be ready to give all your fame for a pot of ale with The Night Shift!

Sounds like an interesting night. The poetry starts around 8pm, so you’ll probably want to get there a bit before that. We’ll spare you from a Shakespeare quote pun, too.